1.A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing very well.
"This is a very smart dog.", the man said.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
2.Two dog owners were bragging about how smart there dogs where. "The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had him put to sleep.THe other man says," "You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars." ,"Had to," he replied, "Caught him using marked cards!"
3.A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send: "Bow wow Poker, Bow wow Poker."
The clerk says, "You can add another "Bow wow' for the same price."
"But," the dog responded, "wouldn't that sound a little silly?"
