THIS IS HIS LIFE
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From 20 to 30 - If a man lives right
It's once in the morning & twice at night.
From 30 to 40 - If he still lives right,
He misses the morning & sometimes the night.
From 40to 50 - It's just now and then.
From 50 to 60 - It's god knows when.
from 60 to 70 - If he's still enclined,-
But don't let him kid you'
It's still on his mind.
His sporting days are over,
His little light is out.
What used to be his sex appeal,
Is now his water spout,
It used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave,
For nearly every morning,
It stood to watch him shave.
But now it's getting older
It sure gives him the blues
to have it dangling down his legs,
And watch him tie his shoes
