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Hymn #Optimuspoker

This is a hoot, but I suspect the
minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, 'If I had all
the beer in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in
the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the
air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song, Let us sing
Hymn #Optimuspoker, 'Shall We Gather
at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river.

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